Krispy Kreme grievers, tear down your donut shrines and false “secret recipe” bookmarks made to recreate a pastry that simply cannot be recreated by a mere mortal. Finally, all of our donut-obsessed dreams may have just come true. The cravings, tears, and mourning have finally come to an end, and after all of this time, we can now visualize a green hopeful light at the end of this long donut-less tunnel. The late night dreams of a perfectly puffy, sweet, and flaky donut, caressed with the classic green Krispy Kreme light, will soon be a reality.

If your mouth is not already watering, and your hands are not trembling and outstretched as to reach for this perfectly manufactured pastry with excitement, we might just have to double-check for a pulse. Our insatiable cravings for this exceptionally crafted bite of heaven will at long last be satisfied. That is right; the long-extinct and forever missed donut palace has returned. In fact, there will be our very own safe donut-filled haven right here in Delaware as of this summer. This yearned-for classic donut arcadia is bound to be a success, for there is no greater joy than to partake in the consumption of a fried halo of bliss.

With this unlikely comeback, elated customers across America will flock towards their donut mothership and devour their incomparably assembled circle of pure love and happiness. Biting down into a Krispy Kreme donut is a wondrous sensation of believing that the world is a perfect place. In that one moment, the Krispy Kreme donut and its owner share a bond of utopia, a euphoria that can only be recreated by inhaling another box of Krispy Kreme donuts.

This reopening is so tantalizing, even the members of our own community cannot resist the excitement. Margaret Kane ‘16, says, “I am super excited for the reopening and I have missed going there so much! The moment is reopens, I am sure to be there.” Many other students agree that this reopening should be a vibrant and delicious new addition to our community.