On January 18th, the US National Security Agency an-
nounced that the “Jersey drones” that have been flying around
the Delaware-Jersey area since November 13th are Unidentified
Flying Objects (UFO’s) from Neptune.
The recent announcement shocked researchers since most
aerospace companies, such as NASA and SpaceX, have focused
most of their energy on finding life on Mars, leaving out the pos-
sibility of life on Neptune. This discovery calls for a new focus on
the supposed life on Neptune.
Before this announcement, people theorized that the white,
car-sized, and plane-like “drones” were operated by the US gov-
ernment or other countries’ militaries. But, all theories were hard
to prove since it is illegal to shoot down a drone, and leave it un-
identifiable.
There have been reports throughout Delaware of these
UFOs abducting people within the hours of six to eight AM, Mon-
day through Friday. This time of abduction makes it difficult for
students to arrive at school on time, or at all.
Maya Dobson ‘28 has always had a very high attendance
record, with very minimal days absent during middle and high
school. “I used to be at school all the time, 5 days per week, never
missing any school-days,” says Dobson. “Yet ever since the drones
started popping up, I have been out multiple days per week. They
are after me!”
Classmates such as Gianna Rivera ‘28 are worried about
Dobson’s recent absences. “She’s always absent and not telling me!”
says Rivera. “Everyday I’m scared she got picked up by the drones
again!”
Recent video-camera footage around Wilmington Friends
School revealed that students have been getting picked up by the
UFOs while they walk between classes through the courtyard.
Layli Katirai ‘26 is a junior concerned with making it to her
classes on time. “I swear every time I go through the courtyard,
I’m always getting chased by the drones,” says Katirai. Since Kati-
rai walks through the courtyard on the way to her classes often,
she is a very probable suspect to be abducted.
Since the Wilmington Friends School courtyard is a prime
space for abductions, teachers suggest avoiding walking through
or eating lunch in the courtyard.
The US National Security Agency claims these UFOs aren’t going
away anytime soon.
