“So when did we ever learn that on the math test?”
“THE MCDONALDS IS ON FIRE”
“I’m on the verge of crying that was awful. I didn’t know how to do any of that.”
“Wait what college does NCAA stand for?”
“Someone tell the sophomore girls to stop singing”
“They speak French in Canada?”
“I don’t think anyone has stayed awake for more than 5 minutes in that class”
“Yeah. I’m going home.”
“I left that class knowing less than what I did before”
“Somebody put humus in my locker.”
“Why didn’t the Archmere kid put his shoe on? He needed the height.”
“Tú te buenaaaaa”
